Teddy is a very strange, different dog. One of his many strange habits is he licks chairs - the legs of the chairs that people are sitting in. He was licking the chair Ceara was sitting in last night, and I said, "Teddy, you're weird!"
So, Ceara laughs and says, "He's afraid of tongues and saliva too."
Jeff - "What do you mean by that?"
Ceara - "Watch." She sticks her tongue out and moves her face towards Teddy. He looks away like he can't bear to see it, and ducks his head under her chair. She laughs, we all do, and then he resumes licking her chair.
She does it again and he looks away and ducks his head under the chair again.
Me - "I need to get that on video to share on my blog."
Ceara - "No way am I doing that on video!"
So, I only get to tell the tale of strangeness. Maybe I'll talk her into it one day... or Alli.