In one of the shops at the festival, there were two signs for laundry rooms. One said: Laundry Room - Where Mom's hang out; the other one said: Drop your pants here.
Conor: Mom, you should be in the laundry room hanging out!
Me: I don't think so.
Conor: Why would they want people to drop their pants? What if they aren't wearing any underwear? Not everyone wears underwear. I'm not wearing any underwear right now, so I can't drop my pants!
Ceara: You're not wearing underwear?!?! Why not?
Conor: I didn't feel like it. Dad doesn't wear any.
Ceara: Dad is that true? You don't wear underwear?
Jeff: WHAT? I do too!
Me: He wears boxers, and Conor doesn't consider that underwear. More like shorts.