Wednesday, May 02, 2007

The Mommy Test

Ok, I got this in an email.. and it was sooooo funny, I had to post it. :)

The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

OK, so.. I know that there are so many wonderful daddys out there.. and this isn't really true.. but admit it.. it is FUNNY! :)


Jamie said...

lol, so cute!

Barb said...

oh! I get's a joke!!
(isn't it?)

Matt Ellsworth said...

That sound you hear... It is me cracking up because this is so funny.

That other sound you hear? It's me hiding this joke from Debra so she nevers see it. :)

Debra said...

Too bad it's the Internet and the site couldn't be hidden from me and my laptop!!!