"Will you do me a favor?"
"Look up Nautica White Sail and see if it is a man or woman's cologne."
"Because I took Conor shopping to spend some of his birthday money and he bought this cologne. I've sprayed it on both of us and it smells a little... flowery to me. Kinda like a woman's perfume."
"Sooooo, you smell like a woman now?"
"It's NOT funny! You're going to blog about this aren't you?"
I looked it up, and it does say that it is a man's cologne, so they are in the clear - no perfume wearing men around here! But the doubt that was there was funny and I HAD to tell you about it.
I don't think Jeff wears it anymore though. And he's going to probably yell at me when he reads this. But... I need some funny material! Or actually, I just need to remember the stuff to write it down.